Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Watergun.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a mid life crisis
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
ur mother
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
