Africa jokes
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Memes
African Wise Proverb Quote
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.