Africa jokes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…