Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Africa Jokes
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
