hey modda, I'm hungry
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
ur mother
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you and what is dumbest thing someone can say that annoy you. The most annoying thing your parents can say: Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa! No, you can't have any dessart untill you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!) The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: Why is your name crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird! (That is really annoying if you ask me!) Thanks reading this...bye!
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Lol
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
According to scientists, there have been a discovery of water on mars. Mars-1 Africa-0
Dawn rises on the Serengeti. And she has no idea as to how she got there.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
Do You know when an African doesn't feel hungry? When he is is dead.
