Africa jokes
Abdi and Tunde are real.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
African Wise Proverb Quote
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.