Africa jokes
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
African Wise Proverb Quote
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.