Africa jokes
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You look like a cat.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Kenya believe it?
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.