Africa jokes
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
African Wise Proverb Quote
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.