Africa jokes
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.