Africa jokes
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Memes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.