Africa jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.