Africa jokes
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Abdi and Tunde are real.