Africa jokes
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Your mother.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Lol.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.