Africa jokes

An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Your mother.

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo!

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

Thanks for reading this...bye!

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Lol.

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!