Africa jokes
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Kenya believe it?
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Wat?
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?