Africa jokes
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
You look like a cat.
What’s brown?
Idk.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
You're a good soldier Choosing your battles Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle You're on the front line Everyone's watching You know it's serious we're getting closer, this isn't over The pressure is on You feel it But you've got it all Believe it When you fall get up oh oh And if you fall get up oh oh Tsamina mina zangalewa 'Cause this is Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine don't wait in line y vamos por todo People are raising Their expectations Go on and feed them this is your moment no hesitations Today's your day I feel it You paved the way Believe it If you get down get up oh oh When you get down get up eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa aa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa A to Z Asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from East to West Asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh Tendency suna tsibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa Africa) Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a This time for Africa This time for Africa We're all Africa We're all Africa
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Yes.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Suc my dic