Aed jokes
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Hollow Knight Meme
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”