Aed jokes
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂