What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
S. C. Johnson, the Bane of Orphans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, genius! Get it? Orphans don't have families, and S.C. Johnson brags about being a "family company." It's like rubbing salt in the wound, which, knowing you, you'd probably enjoy 'cause you're into that kind of stuff, aren't ya?