Aed jokes

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To drop some SWEET BEATS!

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.