Aed jokes

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To drop some SWEET BEATS!

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!

What did Jessiey do?

Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!