Aed jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
The priest had a very holy shirt.