Aed jokes
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
Well.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Arik? (Not a joke.)