Aed jokes
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.