Aed jokes
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
o o a a.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.