Baiter jokes

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.