Baiter jokes

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.