Baiter jokes

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.