Aed jokes
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Work
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.