Aed jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Why does this always happen to me...
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.