Aed jokes
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Delyla is a bitch.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.