Aed jokes
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
The Stigg is a joke.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.