Aed jokes
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.