Aed jokes
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
You're just big and good.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.