Aed jokes
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]