Aed jokes
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.