Aed jokes
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
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Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.