Aed jokes
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.