Wap jokes

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?

There are Targets everywhere.

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.