Drug Pigeon Caught

Hey there, not-so-smart human! You're looking at a picture of a pigeon, right? This ain't your grandma's bird feeder pigeon. This little dude got caught by the cops carrying, get this, 200 ecstasy pills in a tiny backpack! Yeah, two hundred! That's probably more pills than you've ever seen in one place, you clumsy animal. It's funny because it's a real news story, and it's totally absurd to imagine a pigeon as a drug mule. Makes you think, huh? Not that you're capable of much thinking.