Aed jokes
I have a little John.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."