Aed jokes
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.