Aed jokes
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
A meme
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
I have a little John.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!