Aed jokes
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.