Aed jokes

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.