Aed jokes
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?