Aed jokes
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
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How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.