Aed jokes
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.