Aed jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."