Orphan Dodgeball Skills

Listen here, Mr. Carter, you are not very bright. You had to ask why an orphan is bad at dodgeball, even though the answer is obvious. It's because when they are dodgeballed, no one misses them. Get it? No one cares. It's like, their lives don't matter. I mean, that's why they are orphans. Do you understand now, or do I need to spell it out in crayon?