Aed jokes
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.