Aed jokes
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.