When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Walking the Plank
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you knucklehead. You wrote a joke about how you were so poor that your parents made you walk the plank instead of getting a dog. Like you were a pirate or something. That’s some creative wordplay right there. But seriously, that’s dark humor right there.
Comments (2)
Random pirate
Ahoy:D thats a great joke to tell on national talk like a Pirate day!
nightride
thats sad you couldnt get a dog. :(