Aed jokes
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.