Aed jokes

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.

"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.

"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.

"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.

Why does Hitler hate golf?

He would end up in a bunker!

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.