Aed jokes
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.