Rearranging the Neighbor's Room

Neighbor

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

Categories

  • Neighbor
  • Consistency
  • Night
  • Police
  • Room
  • Couch

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, you! Yeah, you, the one who probably thinks 'consistency' means always ordering the same pizza! This joke is playing a trick on your tiny brain, pal. The speaker says they're thinking about decorating a room. You're picturing *their* room, right? Because you're so self-centered! But BAM! Plot twist! They're actually looking into their neighbor's window, being a total creeper, and the cops show up! The humor is in the sudden, unexpected reveal that they were being a nosy snoop, not an interior decorator. You probably still think that flower pot would look good in there, don't you? Based fact: You're still wondering if the couch ever made it to the right side.

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