Aed jokes
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.