Aed jokes
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Gonna get a lil weird, gonna get a lil wild
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.