Aed jokes

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?

A motherboard.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.