Aed jokes
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.