Aed jokes
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.