Aed jokes
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.