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Pirate

    • A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

    The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

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    Plane

    • On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

    On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

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    • Pistol

    • I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

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    • Pledge

    • I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

    I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

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    • Banana

    • If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

    Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

    Mama

    • Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

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    • Dance

    • A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

    "Then how about Karaoke?"

    To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

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