"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Michael Jackson Wish
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute buffoon. You went and made a wish to be like Michael Jackson. You didn't think about what that *actually* means? Being 'like' him doesn't mean being a pop star. It means being in a playground full of kids. You know, because of the whole... *thing* with him and kids. You're dense like a brick, I swear.