Aed jokes
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.