Aed jokes
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"