Aed jokes

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.

What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)