Aed jokes

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

How does a cow do math?

With a cow-culator!

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

— Steven Wright

Who did a barber win a race?

He knew a short cut.

I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.

I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????

Nope. I'm moving to Japan.

KONNICHIWA

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why can't orphans play on a computer?

'Cause they have no motherboard.