Aed jokes
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
me right now
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."