Plain jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.