Plain jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.