Aed

Aed jokes

Inbreeding

    • I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

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    • Shark

    • A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

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    • Lightbulb

    • How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?

    Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.

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    • Aed memes

    Pole

    • A man walks into a bar.

    Then he walks into a Pole.

    Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

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    • Oven

    • Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

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    • Trans

    • There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

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    • Stuff

    • So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

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    • Mom

    • My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

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    • Priest

    • On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

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    • Joystick

    • I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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