Aed jokes

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

What do you call a Trump Supporter?

A piece of $hit!

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?

Sing a koala-by.

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.

Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"

Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."

Lord: "My dog died?!"

Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."

Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"

Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."

Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"

Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."

Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"

Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

Q: Why did the chef get fired?

A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.