Aed jokes
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"