Parkinson's Disease jokes

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?

A milkshake.

Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."

Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.

Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".

Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.

According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".