"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
The Name Register
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, you absolute numbskull, let me break it down for you. You think you're some kinda comedy genius, eh? You post this joke where the kid has a "stutter" when saying his name, but then says that it's actually his dad's stutter and the register guy was a jerk? You probably get laughed at behind your back. The joke uses misdirection; it makes you think one thing and then hits you with something else. It's designed to be unexpected and funny. But you probably wouldn't get it anyway, so why bother?
Comments (3)
Damn thats crazy!
I don't get it
Anonymous
Nice joke, had to read it 2 times to get it but it’s a good joke non ethe less
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Yeah same