Aed jokes
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.