Aed jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.