Aed jokes
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Memes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂