Aed jokes
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
*insert a joke here*
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"