Aed jokes

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What is a bus 🚌?

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

“Wills”

Are they a dead giveaway!

If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?

Answer: It tastes better.

You can't give an orphan homework.

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.