Aed jokes

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflauged.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

Your mom's a lead, Poe.

Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?